Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat." It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

You cant fight city hall, but you can sure burn it down

A life is not important, except in the impact it has on other lives.

They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.

I don't know, Brain.. Me and Pippy Longstockings? What would the children look like?

Books are for geniuses; TV is for retards.

There is no higher bandwidth link than a UPS truck fully loaded with DVDs

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Being a leader doesn't always mean you have that title

Do not destroy what you cannot create.

Nobody's ever gone broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.

To desire power is human nature. To resist power is rebellion. To question power is pacifism. To have power is responsibility. To fear power is to understand it.

No this is just about balls not pigs.

The buying of more books than one can read is nothing less than the soul reaching toward infinity...

More people are hurt per year by hippopotimi than sharks.

I believe that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want to be loved it doesn't mean that they don't love you with all that they have.

We envy those whose possessions or achievements are a reflection on our own. They are our neighbors and equals. It is they, above all who make plain the nature of our failure.

Hong Kong stuntmen are paid on an annual salary. Everywhere else, stuntmen are paid per contract. Keep that in mind the next time you watch a Jackie Chan movie.

The more a man knows, the more willing he is to learn -- The less a man knows, the more positive he is that he knows everything.

In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.