There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.

Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.

The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to do than in what we are free not to do.

It is not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game ever starts.

[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had a complete set.

How beautiful, how entrancing you are, my loved one, daughter of delights!
You are stately as a palm-tree, and your breasts are the clusters of dates.
I said, "I will climb up into the palm to grasp its fronds." May I find your
breast like clusters of grapes on the vine, the scent of your breath like
apricots, and your whispers like spiced wine flowing smoothly to welcome my
caresses, gliding down through lips and teeth.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.

Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.

Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in their simplification.

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom.

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

I feel no need for any other faith than my faith in the kindness of human beings. I am so absorbed in the wonder of earth and the life upon it that I cannot think of heaven and angels.

Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.

Linux Possibly Defamed Somewhere

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattentions of one.

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.

All stories are true, some just never happened.

The hardest thing you will ever do in life is grow up to be who you were really meant to be.

You only live twice: once after you're born and once before you die.

My fellow Americans: I'm pleased to tell you today that I've
signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin
bombing in five minutes.

Hewlett-Packard: responsible for confusing generations of calculator users.

Life is never boring, if it is, you're playing wrong.