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2009-11-19
Those who cannot forgive, break the bridge over which they too must pass
Confucious
2009-10-01
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person; they will find an easier way to do it.
Hlade's Law
2009-07-28
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Irv Kupcinet
2009-07-28
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret
Laurence J. Peter
2009-07-28
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children
Clarence Darrow
2009-07-06
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
Charles Wadsworth
2009-05-29
Star Wipe is the Comic Sans of transitions.
Dan West
2009-05-04
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
2009-02-09
The wise man learns more from the fool than the fool learns from the wise man
Marcus Aurelius
2009-01-12
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
2008-03-19
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own
Sidney J. Harris
2008-03-04
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously
Peter Ustinov
2008-03-04
Good taste is the enemy of comedy
Mel Brooks
2007-09-25
Adults are obsolete children.
Dr. Seuss
2007-08-09
Don't attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence.
Craig Bruce
2007-06-19
It's totally pointless to try to "force" people to be good. That's like "curing" gay people. Not going to happen.
Linus Torvalds
2006-11-27
Three Can Keep a Secret If Two Are Dead
Lavigne
2006-11-09
The more women there are about, the softer a wise man steps
The Wheel of Time
2006-01-04
I mean, whoever heard tell of a man gettin' too much poozle?
R.P. McMurphy
2005-10-05
Be conservative in what you emit and liberal in what you accept
Postel's Law
2005-09-18
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Juvenal
2005-03-03
All that's required for evil men to succeed is for good men to do nothing
Bruce Banner
2005-03-01
Sharpen a stick at both ends
Lord of the Flies
2004-12-13
Politics is not about power. Politics is not about money. Politics is not about winning for the sake of winning. Politics is about the improvment of people's lives. It's about advancing the cause of peace and justice in our country and in our world. Politics is about doing well for people.
Paul Wellstone
2004-12-02
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
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